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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My girlfriend is the most emotional woman I have ever met. She cries almost every day — several…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A new local business owned by one of my neighbors, sells custom created caps. I had one made, and it…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a major emotional problem that I have had to deal with my entire life… jealousy. I’m…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am thinking about in the near future, opening up a “hum” less shelter. Which means, if you don’t know…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Two years after Bradley Cooper played Navy SEAL shooter Chris Kyle in “American Sniper”,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – According to Bill Cosby’s legal team, the disgraced comedian is “completely blind”. His top…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Senator Bernie Sanders continues to recite his favorite stump speech lines about income inequality…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA’s next Mars rover will “seek the signs of intelligent life” on the red…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump shared his feelings for Bernie Sanders on the “O’Reilly…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – Schaquana Spears, the Baton Rouge mother arrested by police for whipping three of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – A spokesman for Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is refusing to offer a comment on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is currently lobbying to get a law passed in Congress, which would…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Just two days after an email scandal forced her resignation as head of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Aberdeen, Scotland – An iron ring set in the stone pillar of a 15th-century chapel in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft is now getting into the marijuana industry, partnering with a startup company that…

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