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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Microsoft is now getting into the marijuana industry, partnering with a startup company that will track legal marijuana to make sure everything is in compliance with regulations from “seed-to-sale.“ It is the first big tech company to break this taboo. To deal with the notorious increase in appetite (the munchies) affiliated with marijuana users, Bill Gates is now encouraging computer manufacturers to start building edible keyboards.

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• 07/26/2016


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