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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA’s next Mars rover will “seek the signs of intelligent life” on the red planet… and possibly make contact. The still-unnamed rover will launch in the summer of 2020 and will arrive at its destination in February of 2021. In the quest to find life, not only will it be able to travel longer distances, but throughout the Mars landscape the new rover will scatter business cards with NASA’s address, phone number, and normal business hours.

NASA

• 07/28/2016


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