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BREAKING NEWS – Aberdeen, Scotland – An iron ring set in the stone pillar of a 15th-century chapel in the Scottish city of Aberdeen may not look like much, but historians say it could be a direct link to a dark chapter in the city’s past — the trial of 23 women accused of witchcraft during Aberdeen’s “Great Witch Hunt” in 1597. The trial was prompted not because the women were dabbling in the occult or sorcery, but they were accused of being witches based on them getting together every weekday to discuss what they considered important issues, in the exact same format as “The View”.

• 07/26/2016


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