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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Madrid, Spain – A 90 year old woman was arrested and charged with an assault after she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI has confirmed to a senior Republican senator that agents were sworn to…

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But It’s What We Make… by Alan Guiterrez  (10 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News, Jesse Jackson made the incredible statement, “Semi-automatic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – In March, a senior commander with the Islamic State group was driving through northern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch frustrates republicans during her testimony on Capitol Hill by…

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Mistress of Time by Alan Guiterrez  (9 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney announces that he is going to run as an independent to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Fox News Channel’s “Kelly File,” community activist Jessica Disu…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lamar Odom may be back to his old partying ways. The former basketball…

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Ceres Rising by Alan Guiterrez  (8 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – A Christian student group is suing North Carolina State University over a policy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A two year joint study of the daytime shows, “The View”, “The Chew” and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton is now stating that he blames the city of…

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The Sea Queen’s Harp by Alan Guiterrez  (7 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Donta Betts was seen in widely circulated photos squirting lighter fluid on a pile…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C – After the testimony of FBI director James Comey on Capitol Hill, republicans are saying…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – In the Middle Ages, soldiers that wore metal plated armor were a very close group….

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Out of Body Experiences by Alan Guiterrez  (6 of 11)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love your website. I have a bit of a problem right now. I have suddenly became super…

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