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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently found out that I took another scripture out of context. In the 27th chapter of Matthew, the massive…

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1. Thank Him We have so many reasons to be thankful. Kids often list health, a home, food, and friends first…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Is it bad etiquette to baby talk to my dog in public? My boyfriend says it’s not proper….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a certain method that I use to decide on my own personal mobile auto mechanic to repair my…

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A Princess of Mercury by Alan Guiterrez  (5 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Americans have not heard the last of Hillary Clinton’s emails. Republicans pumped FBI Director…

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BREAKING NEWS – Puebla, Mexico – A TV reporter caught on film being rescued from a puddle by townspeople in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, is Moscow’s largest and is being sent to…

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Cruisin’ The Town by Alan Guiterrez  (4 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – The self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff in America” Joe Arpaio, has begun rolling out a uniform…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During an MSNBC broadcast, Brian Williams compared a President Obama speech…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oklahoma City, Oklahoma – Yielding to pressure from angry Oklahoma Thunder fans, Governor Mary Fallin successfully passes…

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Mistress 9 And The Purity Chalice by Alan Guiterrez  (3 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – FBI Director James Comey announced Tuesday that despite evidence Hillary Clinton was “extremely careless”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Petaluma, California – Sweepie Rambo, a Chinese Crested dog, is held up by owner Jason Wurtz during…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Hillary Clinton is now promising to bring “high morals” to Washington, D.C.” if…

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American UFO by Alan Guiterrez  (2 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joey “Jaws” Chestnut regained the Mustard Yellow International Belt, ousting Matt…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – It is now being reported that Bill Clinton was seen with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakland, California – Steph Curry is now blaming Golden State coach Steve Kerr for losing the NBA…

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