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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chuuk State, Micronesia – The U.S. Coast Guard says two stranded mariners were rescued from an uninhabited…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – At a press conference prompted by his third sexting scandal, disgraced…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Former CNN interviewer Larry King, said he was blindsided by the revelation of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Congressman and New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner sent…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Starship Technologies has created a delivery robot that drives itself, and can carry 20-25…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby and his lawyer Monique Pressley go their separate ways and she is…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick is refusing to stand for US national anthem due…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A US Navy patrol craft fired three warning shots at an Iranian Revolutionary Guard…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montreal, Canada – Canadian plane manufacturer Bombardier is now under fire, after it unveiled a wider seat…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just signed a lease for a very chic apartment with perfect white carpets. My best friend is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Once again, a friend of mine proves that she’s not the smartest lady in the room. Recently she has been…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was in a hit-and-run car accident recently and I got banged up pretty bad, and the culprit…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife told me to meet her at a restaurant in a booth in the back that had dim lighting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Bob Costas faced social media backlash after his interview with five-time Olympic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – An Oregon school district scrutinized after memo ordered bus drivers to stop playing “gangsta”…

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