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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Bob Costas faced social media backlash after his interview with five-time Olympic medalist Simone Biles and six-time medalist Aly Raisman. The Olympians were asked about their NBC-arranged surprise meeting with Zac Efron, binging on junk food now that the competition is over. President of NBC Jeff Zucker commented on the awkward interview by saying, “We should give Costas a pass regarding his temporary idiocy. He had an unfortunate moment of feeling superiority, because out of all the athletes in the Olympics, female gymnasts are the only ones he is taller than… slightly.”

NBCOlympics

• 08/26/2016


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