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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former congressman Anthony Weiner, who resigned in disgrace amid a sexting scandal, said he would only come out of political retirement to run against Donald Trump Jr. in a race for the mayor of New York City and said he would beat him “like a rented mule.” Trump Jr., the son of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is now considering running for mayor in 2017. “He has no chance”, Weiner explained. “I know this city very well, and I can say with complete confidence regarding ‘relatability , that there are a lot more sexual perverts here like me, then clean cut sons of billionaires like him.”

Anthony WeinerDonald Trump

• August 4, 2016


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