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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Wolf Blitzer who was anchoring CNN’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention, is now being criticized for drinking and dancing following Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton‘s acceptance speech. ABC15 reporter Nick Ciletti and CBS Sports contributor Brad Gagnon were at the event as well, and they filmed two videos showing Blitzer partying. “I am deeply offended by the disloyal behavior of Ciletti and Gagnon”, Blitzer explained. “The truth is, all three networks have been deeply involved with trying to get Hillary elected, so those two are men traitors! And I wouldn’t doubt if their actions were prompted by jealousy, because the Clinton campaign pays me more under the table, than both of them put together!”

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• August 2, 2016


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