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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – U.S. swimmer Ryan Lochte’s four commercial sponsors dropped the 12-time Olympic medal winner in response to him falsely claiming that he and three teammates had been held up by armed robbers at a Rio de Janeiro gas station. Locthe said he planned on hiring a couple of attorneys that have a reputation of defending people that blatantly lie to the public, but he said so far, neither James Comey or Loretta Lynch has returned his phone calls.

James ComeyLoretta LynchOlympicsRyan Lochte

• August 23, 2016


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