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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – USA’s Kim Rhode earned a bronze in women’s skeet, and her record sixth consecutive individual medal. She became the first Summer Olympian to win six consecutive individual medals, a feat that had only been done by Italian luger Armin Zoeggeler. The NRA and NOW (National Organization of Women) both are complaining that Rhode has not received the acknowledgement of other athletes in the Rio Games. The NRA says that she has not received any praise because her event involved a gun, and NOW stated that the press does not want to give women in a male dominated world, any ideas on how to deal with their lying cheating husbands or boyfriends.

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• August 25, 2016


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