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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A US Navy patrol craft fired three warning shots at an Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps boat after US officials said it had harassed a patrol craft. Another US patrol craft and a Kuwaiti Navy ship were also harassed in the incident, which took place in the northern end of the Persian Gulf. At one point, the Iranian boat came within 200 yards of one of the US Navy boats. When it failed to leave the area after the Navy had fired flares and had a radio conversation with the Iranian crew, the US officials said, the USS Squall fired the three warning shots. President Obama  is already working on the resolution to this problem, and promised that within 48 hours, to send Iran another $400 million.

President Obama

• 08/29/2016


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