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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Congressman and New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner sent nude photos of himself to a woman multiple times over the past 19 months, according to a New York Post report. The former Democratic Congressman – whose wife, longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, announced that she was leaving him amid his third sexting debacle – has reportedly been sexting with a Donald Trump supporter. Who does Weiner blame for his wife walking out? Trump! “That man has indirectly destroyed my marriage”, Weiner explained. “Only a Trump supporter would stoop to interacting with me on such a low level. She is obviously a sociopathic predator, that preys on adulterous perverts like me. In the future, I will be more selective on which women I send explicit photos to, because there are a lot of weirdos on the internet, and nowadays you just can’t be too careful.”

Anthony WeinerDonald TrumpHillary ClintonHuma Abedin

• 08/30/2016


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