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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I have heard the Olympics have been pretty exciting this year, I have watched very little of it. In the past the Olympic Committee has rejected my suggestions for new competitive events. I will send them three more suggestions for the upcoming 2020 summer Olympics, and if they reject these, my boycott will continue. The three events would include for track and field, the 100 meters barefoot hot coals dash, and the 26 mile pot hole marathon. And for swimmers, I would like to see the 400 meter piranha medley. (I wonder if I should stop coming up with ideas when I’m off of my medication).

Life through Blake's eyesOlympics

• August 20, 2016


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