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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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The women’s 4 x 100 relay team gave the glory to God, after winning the gold medal in 2016 Olympics….

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Dear Blake, I’m a sophomore and high school has started again. I have found myself having a major crush on…

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Even though I have heard the Olympics have been pretty exciting this year, I have watched very little of it….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA has now written a letter to the Department of Justice, demanding some nationwide…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sebastian, Florida – A Florida man has been legally banned from ordering pizzas by a judge, after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Police in Rio de Janeiro have recommended that U.S. Olympic swimmers Ryan…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Two American swimmers Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, were pulled off their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Memphis, Tennessee – Black Lives Matter announced their plan to “Shut Down Graceland”, and they specifically chose…

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BREAKING NEWS – Basking Ridge, New Jersey – Apple has announced that it is teaming up with Verizon for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Port Huron, Michigan – A fish with human-like teeth that’s native to South America and related to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Ellen DeGeneres has defended a tweet she posted about Usain Bolt, after facing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Macy’s Inc said it plans to close about 100 stores, or…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vienna, Austria – Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna that air conditioners and refrigerators are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio, Brazil – Russian swim coaches were unanimous in their call for Michael Phelps to be banned…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fairfax, Virginia – Mayor R. Scott Silverthorne of Fairfax is resigning after his arrest last week in…

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