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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Warsaw, Poland – Pope Francis I is set to arrive in Poland, but the homeland of Saint…

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BREAKING NEWS – Salem, Massachusetts – Doug Mesner, who goes by the professional name Lucien Greaves, is co-founder and spokesman…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former congressman Anthony Weiner, who resigned in disgrace amid a sexting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Columbus, Ohio – Governor John Kasich stated that is not fair for him to be labeled as…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NYPD Commissioner Bill Bratton is stepping down as the city’s top…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Missouri – Brad Pitt’s “Make It Right Foundation” is under fire after its promise to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – President Barack Obama’s older half-brother says he’s voting for Donald Trump — fed up…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stanford, California – According to a decade long study, anthropologists at Stanford University have concluded humans are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Wolf Blitzer who was anchoring CNN’s coverage of the Democratic National Convention, is now…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Taking a temporary break from campaigning, Hillary Clinton left the United States where she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Aleppo, Syria – A librarian is seen trying to salvage what he can after an explosive destroyed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jesse Jackson was photographed on set in his first acting debut, dressed up as…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in August. Birthstone: Peridot Zodiac signs: Leo and Virgo

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