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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to show she is tough on terrorism, Hillary Clinton has vowed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mahwah, New Jersey – The administration at Ramapo College deemed a barbecue’s “American” theme and advertising too…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has now decided to add the Wright Brothers on their list of…

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UNEXPLAINABLE DREAMS

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Hillary Clinton seemed to solidify her position as pandering to whatever crowd she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Solon, Ohio – Nestlé, the candy manufacturer that distributes snacks worldwide, will soon be making their newest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Oahu, Hawaii – The U.S. Navy has launched an investigation into the case of a sailor who…

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THE SERENITY OF THE OCEAN’S SHORE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lester Holt responds to criticism that during the Hillary Clinton-Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – A 500-pound stone slab, or stele, was unearthed earlier this year at Poggio Colla,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to several computer magazines, people with old desktop monitors that…

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A STREET IN SAN FRANCISCO AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstra, New York – During one of their firey exchanges during their debate, Hillary Clinton made a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, England – Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is still afraid of aliens and warned that humanity should be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstra, New York – Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein was escorted off the Hofstra University campus…

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People attend a viewing of the film “Jaws” by director Steven Spielberg, screened at Strasbourg public baths during the European…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump tweeted Saturday that he would invite…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress will soon be voting on another handout from the federal government for people…

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BREAKING NEWS _ New York City, New York – NBC journalist Andrea Mitchell is not a fan of Donald Trump…

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A BOAT ON A QUIET LAKE

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