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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress will soon be voting on another handout from the federal government for people living below the poverty level. It will be specifically for poor citizens that want to regularly smoke marijuana and consume alcohol because how it makes them feel. This newest subsidy is called “mood stamps”.

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• 09/26/2016


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