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BREAKING NEWS – Solon, Ohio – Nestlé, the candy manufacturer that distributes snacks worldwide, will soon be making their newest treat. It will be a candy bar made of peanuts, caramel and chocolate-flavored nougat covered in compound chocolate. But it will be specifically for callous cold-blooded toddlers and will be called “Baby Ruthless”.

• 09/29/2016


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