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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to the New York Post, not only did Anthony Weiner just send his latest sexting partner a suggestive selfie with his young son curled up next to him in bed — he boasted to the woman about using his child as a “chick magnet”. He explained that his wife Huma Abedin, and their son are both very useful in him getting women. In a text message he said to her, “When my son gets bigger and ceases to lose his cuteness as a ‘chick magnet’, I’ll impregnate Huma again and put this expendable brat up for adoption.”

Anthony WeinerHuma Abedin

• September 1, 2016


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