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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I want to return to my home town to be in my adult children’s lives and live in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Well, I was dating a woman that just ended our relationship abruptly, after she went through my cell phone. She…

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THE BEST RECIPES FOR SPIRITUAL FOOD

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m having a problem getting over my ex-boyfriend. I still love him but I don’t think he feels…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A few years ago I had a part time job as a limousine driver. One day I had to pick…

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THE TREE DWELLERS

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The shock rocker Marilyn Manson told Rolling Stone magazine that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Victoria’s Secret latest trend has backfired. The lingerie company came under…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Sean Thompson, 32, was arrested after shoving a pie in the face of Sacramento…

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Libra  ~  September 23 – October 23 Symbol: Scales Element: Air Sign Ruler: Venus Lucky Color: Brown Lucky Number: 3

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Chicago Police Department is expected to announce plans to hire nearly 1,000 new…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Even Hillary Clinton’s dedicated staff think she may be reaching too…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Pages from the bloody journal of the New York and New Jersey bombing suspect…

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A SEAL CHEATS DEATH OFF OF CAPE COD

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – When Donald Trump reasserted his support for profiling in order to combat the terror…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Smyrna Beach, Florida – In the span of just two hours last Sunday, three surfers were…

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BREAKING NEWS – Englewood, Colorado – Disgraced former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle imprisoned for child pornography and sex abuse, is…

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A MOTHER AND BABY GIRAFFE 

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Afghan immigrant Ahmad Khan Rahami who authorities believe planted bombs…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – One of the biggest songs by The “King of Rock and Roll” Elvis Presley, was…

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