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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Dublin, Ireland – The Catholic archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin has removed trainee priests from Ireland’s largest…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sydney, Austalia – An investigation has concluded regarding an AirAsia X flight from Sydney, Australia bound for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Barack Obama has now stated that he will take it as a “personal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has just made contact with a lost spacecraft after nearly two years. In…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, If my boyfriend is tired and has had a few drinks, he’ll urinate in the middle of the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the first time I ever saw some penguins in the wild when I went on a…

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One day Jesus said to his disciples, “Let us go over to the other side of the lake.” So they…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, For nearly a year I have been dating this guy that I am now crazy about. He is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had such a weird dream earlier this week. I dreamed I was in London, riding in a taxi with…

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I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.  ~  Thomas Carlyle Ambitious quotes  (11 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Sen. Jamilah Nasheed, D-St. Louis, chose to remain seated as the Pledge of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Olympia, Washington – The FBI have concluded that their initial investigation of a man that was chased,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A University of Houston grad student active in the local Black Lives Matter movement…

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A young man without ambition is an old man waiting to be.  ~  Steven Brust Ambitious quotes  (10 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CBS Evening News edited out what sure sounded like a Freudian…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jeffersonville, Indiana – The Greater Clark County School Board in Jeffersonville, Indiana, is considering a plan to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In hacked emails that were made public by the website D.C. Leaks, Colin Powell…

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I’m just a ballplayer with one ambition, and that is to give all I’ve got to help my ball club…

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