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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton’s campaign chairman showed how John Podesta reacted to speculation that Vice President Joe Biden might join the race for the Democratic presidential nomination. “Everyone in Washington knows he’s an idiot”, Podesta began. “But, if he runs we’ll focus intensely on his well established historical ignorance. Such as, when he told Katie Couric, that FDR spoke about the 1929 stock crash, which was 4 years before he was president and 10 years before tv was invented. And, his statement that the pyramids were built 4500 years ago to be used as low income housing for Egyptians that were on welfare. And let’s definitely include when he said that the U.S. entered World War II, after the biggest jewelers from Japan and the United States got into a fight at a harbor in Hawaii, over some pearls.”

Hillary ClintonJoe Biden

• 10/26/2016


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