Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Fast-food chain Arby’s will soon begin testing venison sandwiches in select markets the company announced. The sandwich features a thick-cut venison steak and crispy onions with a berry sauce on a toasted roll. The sandwich is part of “It’s Meats Season” campaign, which celebrates the start of hunting season. However, attorneys for Disney has sent them a “cease and desist letter”, demanding that Arby’s rename their venison kiddie meal, changing it from “Bambi Burgers”.

Disney

• October 27, 2016


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or