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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s top aide Huma Abedin, who is now at the center of Clinton’s email scandal has been seen wearing a scarf covering her head, shopping for a wig. According to unnamed witnesses, Abedin began her search after getting into a screamfest with the former Secretary of State regarding the 650,000 emails she backed up on her estranged husband Anthony Weiner’s laptop. Clinton was later seen storming out of the room where they had the “heated” private meeting, with clumps of Abedin’s hair in her hand.

Anthony WeinerHillary ClintonHuma Abedin

• 10/31/2016


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