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Creepy by Dean Farnell

Bats are creepy
Rats are creepy
Cats are creepy too
All out in the dead of night
Their eyes are watching you.

Birds are creepy
Bugs are creepy
Trees are creepy too
A¬†wood that’s empty’s also creepy
With owls that t’wit t’woo.

Thunder’s creepy
Lightning’s creepy
Wind is creepy too
The loneliness of outer space
would put the creeps in you.

Fog is creepy
Mist is creepy
The moors are creepy too
Not knowing what is out there
can really frighten you.

Dolls are creepy
Masks are creepy
Clowns are creepy too
I’m sure you’ve got a hidden fear
that puts the creeps you.

catsHalloweenpoem

• 10/27/2016


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