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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN hypocrisy? Donald Trump is being assailed in the media for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tokyo, Japan – Three years ago a small robot called Kirobo made by Toyota blasted into space,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint of more than $10 million worth of jewelry…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump’s campaign is signaling that Bill Clinton’s history of affairs…

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BREAKING NEWS – Buena Park, California – Knott’s Berry Farm in Buena Park, Calif. will have one less attraction at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Among all the unrest in Charlotte, North Carolina an unlikely friendship has blossomed…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been on Facebook for almost a year and I have maxed out the friends limit at…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just saw on Animal Planet a special about the Tasmanian Devil. I learned that it cannot spin extremely fast…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Up until a few years ago I was a criminal. I made many bad decisions and paid for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I was in high school, I played the violin, and so did my girlfriend. After I found out that…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in October. Birthstone: Opal & Pink Tourmaline Zodiac signs:…

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