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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a decision that has shocked her friends and family, Huma Abedin who is currently in hiding, has begun paperwork to put her son up for adoption. She decided on this drastic decision based on her husband Anthony Weiner being the father, and her recently seeing the movies “The Omen” and “Rosemary’s Baby”.

Anthony WeinerHuma Abedin

• November 1, 2016


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