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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Michael Moore showed up at Trump Tower last weekend, demanding a meeting with President-elect Donald Trump. Moore managed to make his way to the fourth floor before being turned away by Secret Service. Donald Trump has now told the Secret Service that in the future, Moore will be allowed to ascend to the penthouse… and once he’s there, for them to aggressively toss him out of the nearest window.

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• November 15, 2016


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