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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though Hillary Clinton lost the presidential race, she stated she is happy that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC News says it is investigating one of its producers after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Turlock, California – Giant, spike-toothed salmon that weighed almost 400 lbs. and was 9 feet long, once…

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BREAKING NEWS – Poundbury, Britain – Britain’s Queen Elizabeth was photographed looking at products on the shelves at a Waitrose…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton has been arrested after she stormed Trump Tower demanding…

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BREAKING NEWS – Levittown, Pennsylvania – Authorities said a pizza shop customer shot and killed one robber and injured another…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – MSNBC has joined several polls in a class action lawsuit against Donald Trump, for…

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Sagittarius  ~  November 23 – December 21 Symbol: Archer Element: Fire Sign Ruler: Jupiter Lucky Color: Light Blue Lucky Number:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Even though Republicans now control the House and the Senate, they are sharply divided…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital now believe that in the next 10 years, a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Despite the furor over some of Donald Trump’s past statements, there’s been virtually no…

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THE TRADITIONAL NOVEMBER FAMILY GATHERING

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Kriss Soterion-Blevens who does Hillary Clinton’s hair and make-up, is now being criticized due…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – As U.S.-backed Iraqi forces close in on the Islamic State’s hub of Mosul, the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA is now outraged at the actions of Hillary Clinton shortly after she made…

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APPROACHING THE HOLIDAY SEASON

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m eight years old, and my home is not a very happy one. Thanksgiving is coming up, and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt I walked for miles and miles on a street that…

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