Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The interim Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile said on ABC News’ “The Week”, that cyberattacks against the party occurred every day through the end of the election. “They tried to hack into our system repeatedly,” Brazile added. Her comments apparently contradicting what President Barack Obama said when he revealed that the hacking was halted in September after he met with Russian President Vladimir Putin at an international summit. When asked about President Obama’s comment, Brazile responded immediately and angrily. “He’s not telling the truth! I have been dumped by so many black men over the years, that I’ve learned not to believe anything any of them says! Especially their pathetic excuses on why they don’t call!”

ABCDonna BrazilePresident ObamaVladimir Putin

• December 21, 2016


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or