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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama is seen nervously peeping behind corners after exiting the Oval Office. According to an unnamed Secret Service Agent, he behaves in this fashion every time Hillary Clinton makes an “unscheduled visit” to the White House, threatening to “knock his block off”, because he stated he has no intention of pardoning her before he leaves office.

Hillary ClintonPresident ObamaSecret Service

• December 27, 2016


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