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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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CHRISTMAS CANDLES

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My roommate enjoys birds. In our apartment, she has several birdcages with parrots, finches, and other kinds of…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While waiting at a bus stop, a stranger and I began a conversation about the U.S. flag. He said he…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve been married to the perfect man for six months and am standing on the threshold of divorce….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember taking my niece with me to an amusement park when she was three years old, just…

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SNOWFALL AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Battlecreek, Michigan – Kellogg’s has been delivering sugar-coated grain concoctions to breakfast eaters for decades, now has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – More revelations have come to light about Donna Brazile passing on debate questions to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now encouraging republicans to reject Donald Trump’s nomination of Jeff Sessions…

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DAZZLING CHRISTMAS TREES!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton is now saying that her desire for a recount in the battleground…

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BREAKING NEWS – Topeka, Kansas – A Topeka employee at the fast food chain has been fired and is currently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is scoffing at the notion that…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in December. Birthstone: Blue Topaz Zodiac signs: Sagittarius and…

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