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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Chicago Police Department has unconstitutionally engaged in a pattern of excessive force, US Attorney General Loretta Lynch said, wrapping up a 13-month federal probe of a department that has been under heavy scrutiny over officer-involved shootings. She also urged the Department of Labor, to investigate Donald Trump after he gets into office, if he displays a “union busting” mindset by attempting to break up well organized Chicago street gangs.

Department of LaborDonald TrumpLoretta Lynch

• January 16, 2017


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