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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A Denver-based Secret Service agent who reportedly suggested that she would rather go to jail than take a bullet for President Trump has been placed on administrative leave. The Washington Examiner reported Friday that Kerry O’Grady, the special agent in charge of the Secret Service’s Denver district, was placed on paid leave during an investigation. The ACLU is backing O’Grady, stating that she should not be obligated to take a bullet for President Trump, because if she would, it would appear that she is condoning workplace violence.

ACLUDonald TrumpKerry O’GradySecret Service

• January 30, 2017


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