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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President-elect Donald Trump said Monday that if Mayor Rahm Emanuel can’t turn the tide…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa Bay, Florida – A pit bull bit attacked its owner and two other family members in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russian hackers tried to penetrate the computer networks of the Republican National Committee, using…

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BREAKING NEWS – Toronto, Canada – The hits keep coming for Hatchimals. Some parents are claiming the most-hyped toy of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Department of Justice is now investigating several unnamed oceanographers, for allegedly receiving money…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, warned that Ben Carson isn’t qualified to run the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump announces his new plan to reduce the amount of people on food…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Town, South Africa – Local police have acknowledged an ongoing problem of an increasing amount of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a profile for New York Magazine, Harry Reid was informed about Vice President…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in January. Birthstone: Garnet Zodiac signs: Capricorn and Aquarius

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have had the habit of verbally retaliating anytime someone says something insulting to me. My New Year’s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

If doctors are so knowledgeable about medicine, then why do they die at the same rate as all other professions?…

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