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BREAKING NEWS – Kuala Lumpur. Malaysia – North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s half-brother was assassinated Monday in Malaysia, South Korean news agency Yonhap reported, citing a government source. Kim Jong Nam was attacked by two unidentified women who stabbed him with “poisoned needles” at a Malaysian airport before fleeing, according to Cable TV broadcaster TV Chosun. Malaysian police reportedly suspect Jong Nam was targeted by North Korea. Kim Jong Un gave a different story to his nation, saying his half brother died tragically after being attacked by a porcupine addicted to heroin, that had quills comparable to dirty needles.

Kim Jong Un

• 02/14/2017


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