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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Leaked classified documents shows that when Bill Clinton was in office, he was buying sexy lingerie for his mistresses so often, that the security team assigned to protect him during these shopping sprees, were called the Victoria’s Secret Service.

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• 02/16/2017


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