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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Gang members the Windy City are referring to Donald Trump as a “nosy racist”, in regards to him sending in the feds to reduce the murders. “It ain’t none of his business how we roll here”, one gang member stated. “President Obama never bothered us and let us do our thang, so I don’t understand why some white republican wants to start unfairly passing judgement on how we should behave in the hood!”

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• 02/16/2017


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