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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton announces that she has no intention of refraining from pursuing her goal of becoming President of the United States. “I plan to run again in 2020 and 2024 if necessary,” she explained in a press conference. “I am confident I will be fit to do the job, because currently my health is excellent, except for the growing amount of days when I can hardly walk, or remember who I am or what I’m doing.”

Hillary Clinton

• 02/17/2017


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