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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After an 18 month long sting investigation by the FBI, the U.S. Attorney’s office is indicting two dozen policeman in the Big Apple. According to the court papers, these individuals while on duty would go to an x-rated movie theater all day, and watch films of their peers participating in a variety of sex acts. The U.S. Attorney’s office said, “basically, the audience in these theaters were policemen eating popcorn, while watching cop porn.”

FBI

• 02/17/2017


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