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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On ABC’s “The View,” Joy Behar asked, “Have you noticed that your wife is disgusted by the sight of you lately?” and cited a therapist who said women “have lost their sex drive since Trump won.” Behar then reluctantly added, that this exact same therapist also concluded, “many husbands lost their sex drives for their democratic spouses, because these men can’t unsee the image of how hideous their wives looked when they cried continuously on election night.”

ABCDonald TrumpJoy BeharThe View

• 02/16/2017


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