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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife gave me a box of candy for Valentine’s Day. My suspicions were confirmed after the chocolates tested positive for both cyanide and arsenic. Not only was this a mean-spirited vicious thing to do, it wasn’t very creative, because I did the exact same thing to her last year. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/18/2017


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