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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife gave me a box of candy for Valentine’s Day. My suspicions were confirmed after the chocolates tested positive for both cyanide and arsenic. Not only was this a mean-spirited vicious thing to do, it wasn’t very creative, because I did the exact same thing to her last year. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/18/2017


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