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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My next door neighbor was complaining to me that she is sick and tired one of her children being selfish, greedy, and lazy, by eating so much of her food and contributing nothing to her household. What was particularly troubling about this, is her anger was directed at her unborn child because she is six months pregnant. (Some women should not be having children, and I am now willing to support a politician from either party that will introduce a law on breeding). What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 02/19/2017


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