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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I was scheduled to get married three days ago, but at the last minute, we called it off….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have no idea why people often feel compelled to “swear on a stack of bibles”. At the most it…

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Can I get a witness?

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 65 years confined to a wheelchair, and I live in an upscale assisted living home which…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently got dumped by a woman in a very strange way. We weren’t getting along too well, so when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Authorities are investigating an incident over Florida where a private plane got within two…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a five year study and at a cost of more than $6 million,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump hasn’t even been in office a month, but Rep. Maxine Waters already…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – If the Democratic Party is planning to move away from identity politics in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After a lengthy investigation by the ACLU on all of the courts and judges…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Due to the fact that Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton “Crooked Hillary”during  his run…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A day after House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., was grilled by “Meet The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Sid Luft the ex-husband of Judy Garland has claimed the teenage icon was harassed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Windy City Mayor Rahm Emanuel has now emphatically confirmed that he has no intention…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now lobbying Congress to refrain from using the word “mankind” because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – ISIS is reportedly undergoing a morale crisis that includes infighting within the ranks and…

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