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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton announces that if she had won the election, she would’ve abolished border…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Zombies that are also homosexual, have announced that they plan on marching in Washington,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Prominent democrats pointing the finger at Israel, alleging that they have indirectly inspired Donald…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel has written letters to the leaders of all the gangs in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am going to meet someone that I met on Facebook in the next week. Here is where…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I can still remember the definition of “fortified” when my class was given a test while I was in grammar…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, There’s this guy I like at my company, and I’m not sure he likes me in return. Here…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I met one of my new neighbors last week, and she happens to be a dwarf. She told me her…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the inauguration President Trump and former President Obama were seen laughing it up….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A new city law regarding life insurance policies, is now unique to the Windy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – Sarah Silverman has called for a military coup against President Donald Trump. She tweeted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inspects the construction site of Ryomyong Street,…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Whoopi Goldberg doesn’t see the difference between Trump and the Taliban….

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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Lauryn Hill was “tardy for the party” in Pittsburgh. The Grammy-winning singer showed up…

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