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BREAKING NEWS – Miami-Dade County, Florida – The family members and close friends of former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno finally speak about her dying November 7th, one day before the 2016 presidential election. According to people at her bedside, Reno’s last words softly whispered were, “Hopefully Donald Trump can stop that crazy witch.”

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• 03/16/2017


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