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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Several air lines are now experimenting with an in-flight amenity that vanished in 2010: free meals in economy. They plan on accommodating the passengers, based on where the flight originated. On flights coming from Hawaii, the passengers will be served mostly spam, and from Alaska it will be frozen foods. Any flights coming out of Florida with their high concentration of senior citizens, or states that have a large population of snaggletooth hillbillies, they will be served soft mushy food that’s easy to gum.

• 03/17/2017


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