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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s friends and family are now very concerned regarding her mental health. The former Secretary of State has somehow convinced herself that this is 2016 instead of 2017, and she plans to soon campaign for the democratic nomination. Her former campaign manager John Podesta, has contacted Hillary’s fashion designer and told him to create a pants suit for her, with the upper portion being a straitjacket.

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• 03/13/2017


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